What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Someone said that Japanese girls fly to Los Angeles all the time to have fun with black men. Is that true?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill